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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 03:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

So they tried

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share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Why did Cartman love Heidi purely with heart, her being the first one he ever did, but then one day Butters tells him that all women are manipulative and then he began to believe that she was a bad person and pretended to be a victim?

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Regarding red light therapy I have been doing it for almost 10 months now. With wonderful results for my skin. I do it 6 days a week for 20 minutes at a time. My question is when can I cut down when can I do less and still maintain results?

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Hysterias & Posteriors

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No go.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

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Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Nuts and Butts